Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

The jets are a good team..

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

whats chinese noodles

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

A man... walks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

I like your hair

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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