- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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