- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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