- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

Nickleback.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

An Artic Storm.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

ur an fagit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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