- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Homonyms should be band.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

book 'em danno

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

A: Do you like it B: No

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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