- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Me Neither.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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