What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Testicles.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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