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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A Pakistani news reader.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

why was the man sad? his wife died

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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