What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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