Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

children burning

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

i have read and agree to the terms of service

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's clear and wet? water

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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