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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

being sober in a bar fight

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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