why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

who is awesome? no one...

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

I can count to potato.

Chuck Norris Dies.

1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

hard cheese

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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