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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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