- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

potatoes

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

How high is a Chinaman

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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