Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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