- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

My mum is called Steve

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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