What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's clear and wet? water

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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children burning

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Anti Joke

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