Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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all hail based mark

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Pain Olympics.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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