what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

hard cheese

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

whats funnier than 24? 25

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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