Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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