- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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