- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

why was the man sad? his wife died

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A Pakistani news reader.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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