- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Me Neither.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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