knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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