- Anti Joke

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Chuck Norris Dies.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

I can count to potato.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.