Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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whats 69+2? 71

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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