roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Youre mom is so dead...

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A Pakistani news reader.

why was the man sad? his wife died

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Anti Joke

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