Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Where are you going Your house

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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hey, my names mark.

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I just drank a cola.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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