- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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