- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

i have a christmas tree.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

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