- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Youre mom is so dead...

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

i love to lick...

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Women's Rights

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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