- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

I am a joke. I am funny.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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