What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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porn-hub

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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42, that is all

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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