What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Muslim athletes.

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asdf

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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