Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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