- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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