how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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