Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Daym im romantic

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

You know whats better than 24? 25

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Life

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

My tractor broke down.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Black...

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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