What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

black people are white when i use night gogles

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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