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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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