- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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