Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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