A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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im gay because im gay

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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