who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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im gay because im gay

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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