What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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hi, im sober.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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im gay because im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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