What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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find the meme 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Arron Glass

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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whats forever alone me

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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