Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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