what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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am i invited to party? no

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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