A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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hi, im sober.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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