A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Sarah Palin

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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