- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Liverpool City Football Club

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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