What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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womans rights...

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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whats chinese noodles

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Jayden Eccles

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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