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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Hey, Max!!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

womans rights...

whats chinese noodles

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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