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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Adam Thomas is homosexual

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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