a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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