The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Cool Brian

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Youre mom is so dead...

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