What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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