Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Muslim athletes.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Cool Brian

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

womans rights...

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Anti Joke

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