Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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