Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

guess what what that wasnt it

Wanker

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Muslim athletes.

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