- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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