Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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