Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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