Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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My wife made me a sandwich

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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