What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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