How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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womans rights...

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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whats chinese noodles

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Jayden Eccles

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Hey, Max!!

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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