- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's 9+10? 19

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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