Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

the holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Women can vote? WTF

God

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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