- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

women's rights

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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