- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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